“We will monitor all of your movements from this point forward.”

March 4, 2010

Interesting post yesterday on Denver’s Craigslist…

DIA Conspiracy (Denver)
Date: 2010-03-03, 11:39AM MST
What is really going on under the airport you guys got out there? Any workers share their stories? The film 2012 prepared us for the arks you guys are building for the elite? Masonic symbolism? Dying children in your murals? WTF?

OK, this is not something we like to talk about.

The truth is that in the last 3 years, over 2500 workers have disappeared from the Denver area. We have taken these for the Ark Project. Because of the secrecy of the Project, these workers will be eliminated when the Project is finally completed in the spring of 2012.
In addition, anyone with knowledge of the Project also has to be eliminated. Unfortunately for you.

We have recorded your isp address and all of your information. In addition, since you may have already mentioned this to your family and friends, we have also recorded all of their names, addresses, social security numbers, etc.

We will monitor all of your movements from this point forward.

Please do not try to avoid the ineveitable. We will come for you, your family and all of your friends in the next few days. You will all be put to work on the ark until completion of the Project and will then be put to death with the other workers.

Due to the urgency of the Project, you will be working 16-hour days, 7 days a week for the rest of your life. You will be allowed 2000 calories a day and water for subsistence. Just before you are killed, you will be in the best shape of your life. No one here needs BowFlex.

Of course, to eliminate all distractions, all male workers are immediately castrated upon arrival here. Females are given drugs to eliminate their libidos, except for the ones we really like. We keep them for ourselves.

Although these measures may seem draconian to many people, I’m sure you can appreciate how important it is for the best of us to survive the upcoming catastrophe.
Thank you very much for making us aware of your knowledge of the Project. We will be in touch very shortly.

Rush Limbaugh
The New Republican Party.


8 Responses to ““We will monitor all of your movements from this point forward.””

  1. Anthony Horning said

    yo Mother F***ers try to find me if you can and see if i will work for ur $h!t

  2. garrett said

    yu stupid muther fukers cant find me… this is bull shit.. why would u tell us your coming for us when that gives us time to prepare.. yur a fuking dousche…. and i hope u fuking burn in hell.. FUK U AND FUKK DIA AND ALL THERE SECRETIVE BULL SHIT.. ima blow that fukin shit up.. watch me do so too.. ima man of my word… dias underground is fuking going down

  3. garrett said

    hahahahahahaha fukkk you dirty ass niggers i will fukin blow yur face off before u get within 20 ft of me… fukin dirty ass bitches… yur gunna die

  4. J Bacon said

    Do you have to be retarded and criminally insane to visit this site? From the comments above… I’m going to guess… yep

  5. so great said

    HAHAHAHA i hope there’s really not people out there that believe this. but this. is. AWESOME.

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  7. SlapDuck said

    Draconian? Really? How do people find themselves believing any of this is true? Where did this completely absurd idea come from? I would really like to know.

  8. gdaub said


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